Wednesday, March 30, 2011


Every meal since Spring Break I have had to clean two utensils for Brandon and me to use.

I've done the dishes, just not the utensils.

I'm not really sure when this is going to change (probably when Brandon does the dishes) but for right now its working.

Sunday, March 20, 2011


This is why I don't wear glasses to class. Oh yeah, they're crooked. 

Friday, March 18, 2011


- I'm pretty sure my bangs grew 2 inches last night while i was sleeping. I went to bed thinking that they had reached the perfect length and woke up wondering what the heck i was supposed to do with all that hair.
- My neighbors must think i am super strange because I get really awkward around them. This is partly because I didn't introduce myself to them when they were first moving in and now that they've been here 3 months its a little awkward to be like, "Hey, what's your name?" So i just pretend like I know them and avoid saying their names. Its also because I am only so talented at carrying on conversations and need some help from the other party. They are super awkward and in turn I have no idea what to say, so I always just end up awkwardly talking about how pretty it is outside while I make my way awkwardly back over to my porch. Did I mention it was awkward? It is.
- Spring break is almost over which means the worst month and a half of my life is getting ready to start. Dang.
- When I was blow drying my hair this morning (okay, this afternoon) I had to take breaks because my arms are SO FREAKING SORE from yoga. Like, I couldn't even hold up the hair dryer for extended periods of time. Yes, I felt like a loser.

Wednesday, March 9, 2011

Awkward/Awesome Moment of the Day

(Warning: this post involves the use of terminology for the anatomy of a male).

Today we had simulation lab, which means that we were run through a scenario that we would likely see in the hospital, but we were working with mannequins instead of real people. This is important to the rest of the story.

Our patient, his name was Mr. Green, had to have a Foley catheter put in. My friend went through all of the steps of the procedure but when she went to put the Foley catheter in she grabbed the penis to steady it but ended up RIPPING IT OFF OF THE BODY.

Apparently the mannequins have removable reproductive parts to make them a male or female depending on what was needed that day.

She was mortified, I just about died laughing and we could hear our instructors on the other side of the observation window chuckling. It was super awkward, but completely awesome.